{"product_id":"aspo-dictionary-tee-broke-but-bisdak-shirt","title":"ASPO Dictionary Tee – Broke But Bisdak Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis lightweight cotton crew brings the kind of confidence only an \u003cstrong\u003eAnak sa Pobreng O\u003c\/strong\u003e can relate to — the elite “I’m broke but cute, ayaw’g testingi” energy. Clean lines and a classic neckline make it perfect for layering under jackets you bought on clearance or wearing solo while flexing your \u003cstrong\u003epobre pride\u003c\/strong\u003e like it’s a personality trait.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMade with \u003cstrong\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, this Bella Canvas 3001 is soft enough to comfort your financial trauma and lightweight enough (4.2 oz\/yd² \/ 142 g\/m²) to keep you cool while pretending you’re not broke. Breathable, easy to layer, and perfect for everything from 3‑in‑1 instant coffee mornings to evening walks (because gas is mahal).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eretail fit\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps you looking neat even if your wallet hasn’t been in shape since 1999. The \u003cstrong\u003eclassic crew neckline\u003c\/strong\u003e gives you that “I tried” aesthetic even when you absolutely did not. \u003cstrong\u003eStructured seams\u003c\/strong\u003e keep the tee in shape even when your life isn’t. 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