{"product_id":"giatay-traffic-napud-white-commuter-survival-car-magnet","title":"GIATAY TRAFFIC NAPUD (white) - Commuter Survival Car Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eStuck in traffic again? \u003cstrong\u003eGiatay traffic napud\u003c\/strong\u003e — the official BisDak cry of every driver who’s spiritually exhausted, emotionally damaged, and one brake‑light away from losing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis car magnet delivers pure Cebuano chaos energy: the frustration, the drama, the ancestral sigh. Slap it on your ride and let everyone around you know you’re suffering too — but at least you’re making it funny.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePerfect for commuters, chismosa drivers, jeepney‑survivors, and anyone who has ever whispered “giatay” at a red light that refuses to turn green.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it slaps:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePremium magnet that sticks strong and removes clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWeatherproof, fade‑resistant, and traffic‑proof\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBold BisDak humor that other drivers can read at 5 mph\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTurns your daily suffering into entertainment for everyone behind you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAdd this to your car and instantly join the unofficial club of \u003cstrong\u003eTraffic Trauma Survivors of the Philippines \u0026amp; Abroad\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Materials: white vinyl with black magnetic backing\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in 10\" x 3\" size\u003cbr\u003e.: White base and matte finish\u003cbr\u003e.: All-weather durable\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: white base might show through design (especially dark designs)\u003cbr\u003e.: Printed using Digital-direct printing (DDP) method\u003cbr\u003e.: Made in the USA from globally sourced materials\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10'' × 3'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":52893193929016,"sku":"31167219648245930094","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/7926\/9176\/files\/1604329045771308507_2048.jpg?v=1788286813","url":"https:\/\/keyotikco.com\/products\/giatay-traffic-napud-white-commuter-survival-car-magnet","provider":"Keyotik Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}