SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention

SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention

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$28.00
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SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
  • SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention
SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention

SIMBAKO Tee — For When Someone Says Something So Unlucky You Need Divine Intervention

$28.00
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SIMBAKO. The BisDak reflex you scream the moment someone mentions anything tragic, unlucky, or even slightly cursed. Perfect for blocking bad omens, stupid hypotheticals, and relatives who treat worst‑case scenarios like a hobby.

Made with 100% Airlume combed & ring‑spun cotton, this tee is soft enough to calm your superstitions and lightweight enough (142 g/m²) to keep you cool while you fight off imaginary disasters.

The ribbed knit crew collar and shoulder tape keep the shirt in shape. Crisp DTF/DTG prints make your warning loud and clear. Ethically made, REACH certified, Fair Labor Association + Platinum WRAP standards.

Care Instructions (For When You’re Washing Off the Bad Vibes)

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Non‑chlorine bleach as needed

  • Tumble dry low

  • Iron/steam medium heat

  • Do not dry clean — leave that to your emotions

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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